Download Phantom
Before you can hold a single memecoin, you need a wallet. Phantom is the standard on Solana — fast, clean, and it won’t bully you out of your lunch money. Grab it from the official site, install the browser extension (or the mobile app), and write your seed phrase on paper. Not in your notes app. Not in a screenshot. Paper.
Get Phantom →Fund Your Wallet
Buy some SOL on your exchange of choice (Coinbase, Binance, whoever still lets you log in) and send it to your Phantom address. Keep a little extra for gas — nothing worse than staring at a pending transaction because you shipped every last lamport into a coin.
Daily Affirmations
- How fortunate I am that in this life I am one who has been allowed to trade memecoins.
- It is my responsibility to create peace, beauty, and love with memecoins.
- I will be kind to myself even when I paperhand the next 100x.
- There will always be someone with more conviction than my own, as there will be those with less.
Reasons to Trade Memecoins
- To contribute to the world’s spiritual growth.
- To contribute to my own self-discovery and spiritual growth.
- To pay homage to all the great practitioners of memecoins, past and present, who have added beauty to the timeline.
Rid Yourself of the Following Reasons
- To create self-esteem.
- To be “hip.”
- To manipulate.
- To get rich or famous.
(If a few of those sneak back in anyway, that’s fine. Nobody’s watching.)
The Final Step
Buy $PRACTISE
Now that you have Phantom, SOL, and the right state of mind, open Jupiter or your favorite aggregator and swap for $PRACTISE. Hold it. Study it. Practise with it. This is not financial advice — this is spiritual homework.
Buy $PRACTISE on JupiterContract: coming soon